Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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