Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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