found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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