he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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