I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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