It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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