Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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