Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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