Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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