Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Randomize
