At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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