I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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