he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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