Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Randomize
