Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
