This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
it glows. i had to have it.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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