I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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