As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
