Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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