We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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