we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize