They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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