You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i came on her dog
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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