I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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