What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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