Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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