direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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