that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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