Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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