doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
North Korea, Best Korea!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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