So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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