Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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