but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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