I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
