I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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