She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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