Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Randomize
