Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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