"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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