I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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