I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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