so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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