shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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