now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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