I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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