He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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