You can't special order awesome
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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