Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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