is your mom at the bar?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
The feeling are messing with the penis
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
