I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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