he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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